Countless Struggling – Angel Canine Diary

Expensive Diary, I’ve observed a rise in sob tales in Doggy Heaven. Each new arrival is coming with a pity-me story.

“I had a tough life on Earth,” stated a pompous Papillon. “Not as onerous as mine,” stated an obese Aussi Shepherd combine. “I used to be struggling daily,” stated a toy Poodle. “I used to be depressed as a result of my life was meaningless,” stated a pampered pooch. “It’s onerous to be spoilt, possibly the worst.” A brawl broke out; a number of canines have been competitively shouting out their onerous life tales.

“I needed to play an excessive amount of.” “I used to be traumatized by the Vet.” “I ran away and was misplaced for 2 hour.” “I survived most cancers.” “I suffered from hyperactivity.” “I used to be overfed and couldn’t stroll.” “My human didn’t love me sufficient.” “My canine mate bought extra treats than me.” “I needed to eat kibble.” “I didn’t like my ergonomic mattress.” “I felt unhappy.”

If true, very unhappy, however pricey diary, it’s trendy to be struggling. Some canines are so bored that they wish to undergo, the discover it thrilling and character-building and see it as a badge of honor. They even assume {that a} good life just isn’t fascinating!

I additionally discover that the canines with essentially the most depressing life tales (deserted, hungry, sick, injured and abused) are quiet and recognize the great life in Doggy Heaven. Meals, consolation, security, pals. Works for me, I’ll now watch the Lawrence Welk present to neglect about all of the doggy distress.